Had an argument with your mom

thatfunnyblog:

and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.

 

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

GPOY

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Ohh my god, spoilers, I want to know it all!

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thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: Upon arrival in Los Angeles, a pair of British buddies were interrogated for hours, placed in separate holding cells for 12 hours, and ultimately sent back to the UK.

Their offense? Jokingly tweeting that they were coming to “destroy America” and “dig up Marilyn Monroe.”

Leigh Van Bryan, 26, and Emily Bunting, 24, say they were locked up with drug dealers and “treated like terrorists” all over a tweet Van Bryan sent to his friends prior to Hollywood trip with Bunting, in which he informed them that he was on his way to “destroy America.”

Van Bryan and Bunting tried desperately to explain to airport officials that “destroy” was slang for “partying,” but to no avail.

“The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist,” Van Bryan, a bar manager from Coventry, told The Sun. ” I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me ‘You’ve really f***ed up with that tweet, boy’.”

He was also asked to explain a tweet about “diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up,” which he said was a reference to a Family Guy episode.

The two were eventually put on a flight back home. “We just wanted to have a good time on holiday,” Bunting said. “That was all Leigh meant in his tweets.”

A request for comment from the Department of Homeland Security was not returned.

[thesun / dailymail.]

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Woman’s Vagina Falls Out, Replaces It With “Perfect 13-Year-Old Vagina”

handsomelittlefox:

abaddayforthebeach:

thereisnodarkness:

formerlyknownassomeoneelse:

mellow-ninja:

yooooooooo

Holy FUCKING SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OMG

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY NOT OKAY…

THIS IS WHY HVING CHILDREN IS STUPID. BECAUSE THE JUMP ON YOU AND MAKE YOUR VAGINA FALL OUT. NOOOOO. NO.  GANGRENE?!?!! WHAT??

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did-you-kno:

After you lick it let it dry for a few seconds and then smell it.

And everyone on the internet goes and licks their wrists.

did-you-kno:

After you lick it let it dry for a few seconds and then smell it.

And everyone on the internet goes and licks their wrists.

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samspratt:

The Internet Test:

Question 1: How do you successfully share an idea on The Internet?

by Sam Spratt

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minorfour:

Ain’t nothin funnier than the blank Kristen Wiig smile.

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shitjaimesays:

I laughed…I cried. God hates Wicked, right, tyleroakley?

tyleroakley:

Absolutely flawless.

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