narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(Reblogged from f1ght4yourl1fe)

parachutesx:

sky-media:

this is my favorite line in the history of ahs

always

(Reblogged from gladimnotafish)

manjolras:

tangledecstasy:

manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights. 

you probably misunderstood this post

(Reblogged from yzmavocado)
(Reblogged from cameronjohn)
doctor-doughnut:

Out of context motivational Joffrey

doctor-doughnut:

Out of context motivational Joffrey

(Reblogged from spudsexuall)
tdub132:

devildoll:

OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI

*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*

tdub132:

devildoll:

OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI

*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*

(Source: )

(Reblogged from keepit-pg)

xoxolizsherron:

A cycle called life ♻️

(Reblogged from yumjuice)

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

image

never seen anything more accurate

(Reblogged from spudsexuall)

captaindirtysocks:

Things I wish he’d understand..

(Source: thisisgabbs)

(Reblogged from yumjuice)

everytimeidiabetes:

damnitsjosh:

everytimeidiabetes:

Swag Money stars in the new exciting film called who said that

Did you name your kitten Swag Money…

her full name is Swag Money Fitzroy but swag money for short

(Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts)