January 2012
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GPOY. Get it? Get it? Harharhar.
December 2011
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
My Cornell essay
is such a clusterfuck right now. It’s seriously terrible.
Anonymous asked: bruce why are you dreaming about poop
Anonymous asked: where are you applying? and what is your first choice?
I'm working on my college apps again...
finally. I’ve procrastinated way too much. But yeahh, it took me a lot longer than I had hoped to finish the supplement to the school which I thought would take the least time to complete (well, there was a whole nother essay that I somehow completely missed when I was outlining what I had to do…) I’m going to attempt to get all my supplements done today though? Tough goal?...
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I slept for 13 hours
and seriously, I had ALL the dreams I dreamt about pooping. I went to bed with a tummy ache from the mixture of taco seasoning, mac ‘n cheese, instant mashed potatoes, meatballs, and semi-cooked crescent dough. I think I was thinking that pooping would relieve my tummy ache before I went to bed, so a good portion of my dream was about pooping. There was nowhere to poop though. I went to...
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Was a fantastic movie. Spoilers ahead. It really was an amazingly well done movie. The scenes were powerful and the movie was very rhetorically effective. I was honestly the most uncomfortable that I have ever been in my life while watching this movie during the rape scene. It was awful and really well done, and gah. I was seriously curled up in the fetal position shaking and I had to leave...
I have a stomach ache, it’s probably from that gross ass drunk casserole that we made.
The people in the hotel room next to me part 3:
spudsexuall:
Wife: HONEY STOP USING THAT WRAPPING PAPER AS UNDERWEAR THAT’S FOR MY MOTHER Husband: I know that’s why I’m doing it
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
The Gay Agenda
wakagucci:
turn all kids gay
destroy american values
have sex with every soldier
give AIDS to everyone
destroy America
go shopping
Anonymous asked: the history channel?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had an idea to audition in Glee?
Anonymous asked: are you a gay or bi dude???
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I love looking up lyrics
and the website saying that part of the lyrics are ”Yeyeyeye-yeyeyeye-ahhaaaoooh.” These aren’t lyrics, they are sounds, you really don’t have to put them.
I don’t understand why I feel this way. I have no reason to be upset, but I just am. I think I may just go out and lose it tomorrow night. I’m strongly considering it.
my sister really, really hates when Christmas... →
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so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
wrapped that box
put that box in a bigger box
taped that box shut
wrapped the big box
wrapped it again in tissue paper
put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
and put a bow on...
I started doing homework
then didn’t feel like sitting on my bed to do homework and wanted to sit in my chair room. This led to cleaning my whole room, emptying the bottom of closet out (which had loads of stuff including old X-Men action figures, pieces of carpet, everything), and giving an old drum set that I never used to my neighbors. Needless to say, it is like 3 hours later and I haven’t gotten any...
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I want to go get my iPod out of the car,
but I’m too lazy to put pants on.
That awkward moment
when you are leaving from work and you realize that someone took your coat. I assume it was the girl who also had a grey pea coat that was right next to mine on the coat rack. But seriously, how do you not notice something like that?
Anonymous asked: you should get a mohawk.
